The Best Website of All Time.
http://textsfromlastnight.com Reading the texts on this website makes me feel so good about life. (770): you got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found you in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti (773): Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal (347): I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words “dibs on...
Just a fool to believe I have anything she needs.– Patrick Swayze (via letshaveit)
OH CHRIST, I MISS YOU.
God, I’m Lonely. (In a postmodern, ironic manner.)– ‘Mitch Freeley.’
…never fails to make me feel better. Especially on a Sunday, when I’m feeling extremely tired after joining the working world with a cold.
.. that's 'nice.'
I’m sorry to say that I felt a bit like this today: I don’t actually care about your boyfriend, or where he goes to University, I only asked to be polite. I especially don’t care about how old he’s going to be in November, especially if he’s as boring as you. Despite this, first day at ‘House of Fraser’ actually went really well.